“Let’s go to your native country,” Fiery Hot Beef Jerky said to the sexy Carménère. “I always wanted to see Bordeaux.” Carménère’s eyes twinkled with delight. “¡Ay, caramba! What are you trying to say about me? Everybody knows that the best carménère is from Chile. That is my home. Shall I take you there?” Fiery Hot Beef Jerky was sorry she asked. She was full of the hottest chili peppers that North America had to offer, but would her flavor disappear in the spicy land of the South, down below? He read her mind. “You have just the right amount of spice for me. On our honeymoon, we’ll see Chile. This year, I’d like to visit the Louvre.” And that is why they decided to vacation in France.
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